I lost all my baby teeth

Fangs grew in their place 

And you're bound to get some cavities

If you keep chewing bubblegum that way

You've got a big ole bag of treats

To cure your every ailment 

You'll go 'round this Halloween

Like a door-to-door karma salesman

But I don’t buy candy

‘Cause I know life ain’t that sweet

You wet the bed, oh, because you dreamt

Someone didn’t approve of you

Careful there, oh, don’t you dare poke

Holes out for your ghost costume

Clean your dirty laundry

If you want any candy

Oh god, you’ve learned

Some naughty words

Where did you hear that from? 

You're gonna lose

Your last sweet tooth

With that acid tongue